General Musings..

Random thoughts jotted down quickly..

 

-          Why doesn’t India declare now and the two teams decide to split the 90 overs tomorrow into an impromptu one dayer which decides the winner. Well, i don’t think Dhoni has the dum in bum to do it and neither I guess does Sanga – if it backfires, you can imagine the fires they will face. But it will be an interesting riposte to the shenanigans at the F1 Grand Prix at Hockenheim.

-          Talking of which, why cant Ferrari say that Teflonso is their numero uno and Massa can go fish. If they could do that through 10 odd years of Michael Schumacher, why cant they do it now?

-          Bangalore traffic sucks even more when it rains. And the planning department has its brains in its arse. After 10 odd years of struggling to make it from Koramangala to Electronic City in any half way decent time, everyone heaves a sigh of relief when the Elevated Highway opened. Only for the halfassed bozos at the BBMP to start constructing a subway/flyover or whatever crap at Madiwala. So you get fucked any which way.

-          No city in India is equipped to deal with rain – except maybe Bombay and that gets overwhelmed with the amount it gets. Bangalore drowns if the rainfall is more than few microns.

-          Why cant anything get done on time in this bloody country?

-          Back to sports, can spain do the unthinkable and win the Euro 2012 or will they fail to even qualify for it.

-          Illayaraja rocks.. big time..

-          ARR also rocks.. in general Tam music rocks..

-          Why does Tata Photon claim to be broadband and delivery transfer rates which would make a good old fashioned dial up look fast.

-          Havent India and Sri Lanka been like playing each other too often now? Should they like declare a truce for the next few years.

-          Has England been nominated the new Pakistan atleast as far as cricket is concerned.

-          How does Shakira shake her hips like that – most people i know will dislocate their hips if they try that movement. And wouldn’t she be better off being called Shake – ira.

-          Saw A Wednesday the other day and was impressed by the whole concept – wish someone can actually do what is depicted in that movie, though I do doubt if it really can be done in real life.

-          Question though is how Naseeruddin Shah’s character survived the sweltering Mumbai afternoon with no cover.

-          IT as usual got the short shrift in the movie – with the “hacker” being used as whatever..

-          And the music for Vinnaithandi Varuvaya is good – the little bit I have seen of the movie, makes me want to watch it, despite it having Simbu, the Little Superstar or whatever the f he calls himself.

-          Turning 35 is not as depressing as I thought it would be – though 50% of your potential lifetime gone is a huge huge thingy and makes you think of stuff that you don’t want to think about. Like death.

-          And airplanes, which seem to be falling out of the sky like flies. Gawd!!

-          Bangalore today was shrouded in a mist, which made it look beautiful like some God sitting somewhere took a deep breath from his fag and released the smoke over the city. The rain I like, the traffic I don’t. What gets the goat is the stupidity of the bureaucracy and planning around here, which makes me look planned and organised.

-          Shit happens, as they say, and when it happens, it does hit the fan usually. Then all in the room or the vicinity wish they weren’t there. Who likes getting covered with smelly poop.

-          F1, football – my favourite sports both have seen unsporting action by players and both result in the question – how important is a win? Greed is good? To win is it all the one lives for?